You don't know what udon is?! [SHOCK OF ALL SHOCKS] It's the best food ever! It's my favorite! They're thick noodles made of everything good in the world in a broth of magic unicorn tears!

...Okay maybe not like that, but they're thick noodles and really delicious! I eat them a lot! Maybe you can find some around here, or I could make some for you sometime, if you want!

I knew we were in some kind of game! I don't think we have this sort of game where I'm from though.