IC contact post

[neededlassie]

"Hi, I'm Shaun Mars. I'm not here right now, but if you leave me a message, I'll call you back later, okay?"

Comments

[neededlassie]

But snakes are cool! Have you ever petted one before?

[Blaze continues grooming Puppy while Puppy falls asleep, imprinting her with the warm campfire smell of a cuddly Growlithe.]

What can you even do with a bunny?

[God Molly that's such a girl answer]

[walkersystem]

More than you can with a snake! You can train them and stuff. You can't do that with snakes.

_{[TAKE THAT SHAUN god. You're such a boy. also no, she has not petted a snake, why would she.]}

[neededlassie]

Well yeah but snakes can unhinge their jaw like gryaaarrahhh [...accompanied with hand and exaggerated face motions] and swallow their prey whole!

omg shaun

[walkersystem]

<sub>[... OKAY FINE SHE LOOKS MORBIDLY IMPRESSED FOR LIKE. A full two seconds.]

[Then she points at him dramatically with one of her pencils.]</sub>

That's not a pet!

_{[that is a wild animal.]}

never forget that he is a 13-year-old boy which is the dumbest of boys

[neededlassie]

People keep them as pets all the time! They sell them at pet stores next to like the tarantulas and stuff.

truly the most ridiculous

[walkersystem]

Spiders aren't pets either! They're just spiders.

It's not like you can pet them or anything. You can't pet snakes either.